Father’s Day is the perfect time of year to celebrate the loving and caring men in your life, so we’re prepared to help you with the very best Father’s Day quotes and sayings about fatherhood. Whether it’s your dad, uncle, brother, grandpa — anyone who has been a father figure to you — you want to make sure you express your love and gratitude for him on that third Sunday in June.
Fathers Day Quotes
Wishing you a Happy Fathers Day on this day, and wishing you happiness and sunshine for the coming year. Thanks for all you are and all you do.
May the love and Respect we feel for you make up for the worry and care we have caused you.
There were times in my life when I didn’t understand but you always took the time to help me and be there for me. Thank you
Dad, there is a saying that goes like this: “Any man can be a father, but it takes a special man to be a Dad!” You are that special man in my life, thanks Dad.
Dad growing up I know there were times that I was a pain, and now that I have children I find that I am a pain to them, but the wisdom and the knowledge you gave me makes me appreciate the pain in a very happy way! Thanks Dad.
“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”
~ Jerry Seinfeld
“The best fathers have the softest, sweetest hearts. In other words, great dads are real marshmallows.”
Richelle E. Goodrich, “Slaying Dragons”
“A father is a banker provided by nature.”
~ French proverb
“There are three stages of a man’s life: he believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus.”
~ Unknown
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
~ Mark Twain
“Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.”
~ Al Unser
“A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.”
~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez
“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.”
~ Tim Russert
“Dad, you’re someone to look up to no matter how tall I’ve grown.”
~ Unknown
“Dads are like chocolate chip cookies; they may have chips or be totally nutty, but they are sweet and make the world a better place.”
~ Hillary Lytle
“If at first you don’t succeed, call Dad.”
~ Unknown
“Who needs a superhero when I have you as my Dad?”
~ Unknown
“Some people don’t believe in heroes but they haven’t met my dad!”
~ Unknown
“Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.”
~ Conan O’Brien
And here are some funny dad jokes you could write in a card to your dad!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
“Dad, I’m hungry.” “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad!”
“I’ll call you later.” “Don’t call me Later, call me Dad!”
Happy farter’s day Dad!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
What did the daddy buffalo say to its son before it left for school? Bison.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice? A popsicle.
It’s inappropriate to make a “dad joke” if you’re not a dad. It’s a faux pa.
“Dad, did you get a haircut?” “No, I got them all cut.”
I like telling dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
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